back of the bus

one upon a time we decided to do meth in the back of a greyhound bus
it just seemed right at the time
the Mexican man seemed to like his beer
it was free
who does not like free shit?
I like free shit!
Not that kind of shit but shit like free Betsy Johnson dresses

later that night we could not sleep
we then learned one does not become a mermaid
no matter how hard they try in the bathtub

We tried however to call the dead
it is so annoying when only you answer back

I wonder what ever happened to Odin he called