She was best friends with Marie the girl who fucked herself with spoons
rescued purple dinosaurs in front of cheap Chinese cafes, a trait
she picked up from her mother Leanne Krickett, the famous shoe rapist
Mrs Krickett raped young gay men she picked up at police stations
it felt better, her heart as she stuffed size thirteen sketchers up tights asses
she got caught when she raped the local police chiefs gay son Norman
Norman was blind and thought Mrs Krickett was quite attractive, her beaky nose
looked a lot like Walter’s nose the mailman Norman was fond of